Eu tenho uma noite especial planejada para meu garoto maricas favorito

Hi honey, I know you've been dating for a little while, and I haven't quite given it

up yet, and there's one thing you're going to need to do in order for that to happen.

Yeah, one little small thing.

It's not really that big of a deal, I swear.

Yeah, you're going to have to dress up for me.