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Oh my fucking god. What is this that I just found under your bed? Like you've gotta be

******** me. Like where did this come from? It's like, it's pink. You know it was one

thing when I was looking at the computer and there was like fucking naked tranny videos

and you're watching porno videos of me. You mean come on loser, like seriously? Wait a

minute. What is this? Big black dong? Oh my god, is this pillow crusty? Holy shit. I can